oh lawd.

inquire within   put a dollar in a change machince once, nothing changed.

whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

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amoying:

HOW am i expected to go to school when i wake up the same time that it ends

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jtotheizzoe:

bobak:

Amazing.

Phil is one Bad Astronomer. Love this.

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romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

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atteniton:

dulcet-waffles:

Steve Buscemi replaces Ezra Koenig

about fucking time

atteniton:

dulcet-waffles:

Steve Buscemi replaces Ezra Koenig

about fucking time

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JESSE EISENBERG:People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER:Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG:I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER:What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG:I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”
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